SONG
rules
The Boxer by Simon & Garfunkel
Big Love by Fleetwood Mac
Life Carries On by Peter Gabriel
Let The Sun Shine In
Gonna Cut You Down by Johnny Cash
Fantasy by Earth Wind & Fire
You Are The Sun by Sara Groves
stinks
Nearly anything I've
heard over 100 times
against my will...
(i.e. Africa by Toto)
DRINK
rules
Water
Iced Tea
(non-alcoholic) Beer
Silk Vanilla Soy Milk
Shamrock Shake
NyQuil
Jack Daniels (i don't drink, but if i did,
this stuff looks nourishing)
stinks
Milk (it's for babies)
Alcohol (i don't like model glue, either)
Tang (astronauts are SO overrated)
Anything HOT (i have pussy lips)
Horchata (nice name)
Shamrock Shake
PEOPLE (WELL KNOWN)
rules
Jesus
Erica
Cherise
Kurt Warner
Mark David Allen
Jeff Garcia
Chris Farley
Lyle Alzado
Mickey Ward & Arturo Gatti
Walter Payton
David J. Sperling
stinks
MISC
rules
Midgets (they make me happy)
Knockout punches
Hands
Love Sacs (the chair company)
Losing with dignity
Pullups (the exercise, not the
diapers...I suppose the diapers
rule, too)
Music (especially film scores)
Failing Boldly
stinks
Clowns
(they make me violent)
Politics
(lying as an art form?)
Ties (they're antiquated bibs...but don't get food on them!)
Clapping (haven't we all heard enough?)
Garbage
